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Good answers
Posted by: Doc Holliday
Date: June 29, 2017 02:02PM
Good answers to the questions we all get:

'Hey, did you find anything?'
'Not yet, just looking for gas money'

Best answer to get rid of people:
'Not yet, just looking for gas money....have you got any spare change?'


What are some of the answers you give?

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Re: Good answers
Posted by: REVIER
Date: June 29, 2017 06:26PM
"If I was looking for trash I would be a rich man."



"What if doing the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?”
F70, F2, Compadre, Mojave, Judge2 - 2017....Clad, 13 silver targets including a freaking Barber quarter, a beautiful walker and two V nickels...
Plus other cool stuff.

Re: Good answers
Posted by: doc holiday232
Date: June 29, 2017 07:00PM
The EPA endorses trash removal---I am a good citizen.

Re: Good answers
Posted by: Tom_in_CA
Date: June 29, 2017 07:29PM
you tell them "Did you happen to loose $1000 wrapped in a rubber band ?". They will answer "yes, did you find my money ?". You say "No, but I found the rubber band".

Doh!

Re: Good answers
Posted by: Architex
Date: June 29, 2017 09:39PM
What's the best thing you have found?"

"Peace of mind."



One Man's Trash...........is what I usually find.

XP Deus / CTX 3030

Where are the diamond rings?.............They said there'd be diamond rings !.

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Spare change....you been reading old Freak Bros. comics? :lol:
Posted by: vlad
Date: June 30, 2017 01:41AM
What are you looking for....'worms for bait, this thing finds them all over the place.'
Troy Galloway was hunting a beach in Egypt with his Shadow X-5, and hotel manager came out and asked him, "you looking for oil?"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/30/2017 01:46AM by vlad.

Re: Spare change....you been reading old Freak Bros. comics? :lol:
Posted by: GeorgeinSC
Date: June 30, 2017 10:01AM
At the beach. Bottle caps, poll tabs and the occasional used condom but none of those are worth much.



Minelab Sovereign GT With an assortment of coils
Garrett Pro Pointer
Leche digging tool
Minelab Excalibur II
T-Rex 9.5 wet sand scoop

Re: Good answers
Posted by: Dan-Pa.
Date: June 30, 2017 10:21AM
Exercise ought to cover it.........learn something simple and very cordial in German...guttural language and they will just move on shaking their head...

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"What?"......I Can't Hear A Word You Are Saying. I Am Wearing Headphones (as I turn and walk away):pinnochioN/T
Posted by: John-Edmonton
Date: June 30, 2017 03:06PM

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Re: Good answers
Posted by: REVIER
Date: June 30, 2017 04:22PM
Just a tip here...
In case you really aren't into socializing with the muggles at all just get a pair of tighty-whitey underwear and wear them OVER your hunting pants be it shorts or long pants.
I have found everyone will give you a very wide birth anywhere you go and you can hunt in peace.



"What if doing the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?”
F70, F2, Compadre, Mojave, Judge2 - 2017....Clad, 13 silver targets including a freaking Barber quarter, a beautiful walker and two V nickels...
Plus other cool stuff.

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Re: Good answers
Posted by: ken ward
Date: July 01, 2017 05:13PM
What did you find??

A pot of gold..



My Detectors : Whites Surfmaster 2,,2 Tesoro Compadre,1 Detector Pro Pirate Pro 1 Silver uMaz, 1 Fisher 1266x

Re: Good answers
Posted by: Herb Jones
Date: July 08, 2017 01:18AM
Dost blunka, husefelt est rockecnieven ichiban benjo .... and then I point off into the distance.... they don't ask anything else...

Re: Good answers
Posted by: ROBOCOP
Date: July 08, 2017 09:23AM
Land mines and hypodermic needles.

Re: Good answers
Posted by: kingingkunsan
Date: July 14, 2017 05:55AM
Have you found anything? I usually play along. I show them the "goodies". Because 90% of the time I am asked when out detecting somewhere not producing much.

Re: Good answers
Posted by: BobOso
Date: July 15, 2017 06:26PM
I'm usually out in the middle of nowhere, If someone asks, and I have found some yellow stuff, I will show them, and of course they will show theirs. Same thing applies if I am drywashing. We then exchange tips of spots to hunt.

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