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Say Wha...?!:surprised:KFC Has A New "Hillary Clinton" Special On A Bucket Of Chicken...
Posted by: Critterhunter
Date: April 04, 2013 09:53AM
It comes with two left wings and two pasty white thighs, and you're guaranteed to never find a chicken brain by accident in it. But the bad thing is you can't order a pop along with it over 8 ounces, and there's an extra tax on it with Michelle Obama's input where they donate that money to ongoing research on how they can make grass taste like chicken, so they can stop slaughtering them to serve people...:biggrin:

Bill Clinton was reported to have remarked that he'd like a chicken dinner named after him too, because he's got some ideas on how to marinade it for more flavor.

When Obama was asked if he'd like a KFC dinner named after him as well and how he'd like it cooked, he commented that half the time he's so stoned, as he admitted in his book, that he could eat a rug and it would taste good, so he's not real picky about how they'd make it.

Besides, he remarked that he likes the taste of tigers and dogs better than chicken in the first place, and if they can swing dog meat for the thing then he's got some good family recipes on that, right out of his book where he admitted to eating such things as a young boy. Mmmm...Nothing says home cooking like the smell of Fido stewing in a pot...

KFC said they might just do that, and run a special where you can get a free meal if your lucky enough to find a dog collar in the bucket. They also added that in the tradition of cooking dogs in some Asian cultures, they might hand out fortune cookies with the meal, which will have little words of wisdom in them with Socialist slogans like "Everybody must pay their fair share", "We are all in this together", or "You didn't make that meal or build the road you took to get here"...


The original joke I heard years ago being the two left wings and two pasty white thighs about Hillary, but I figured I'd expand on that with some pokes at others in a few other respects...



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Edited 7 time(s). Last edit at 04/04/2013 10:13AM by Critterhunter.

Re: Say Wha...?!:surprised:KFC Has A New "Hillary Clinton" Special On A Bucket Of Chicken...
Posted by: TwoRivers
Date: April 04, 2013 07:45PM
Bill Clinton special..........Chicken manure pie:smoke:

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Re: Say Wha...?!:surprised:KFC Has A New "Hillary Clinton" Special On A Bucket Of Chicken...
Posted by: Critterhunter
Date: April 04, 2013 11:48PM
Update: After Michelle "Baby Momma" Obama threw her weight around and demanded a meat free "chicken" dinner in the name of "health", KFC relented and gave her what she wanted. Only KFC saved some face over the whole thing by providing a slogan for her meal that read..."The Michelle Obama Bucket Of Chicken Special...Everything tastes like chicken, except for this crap..."



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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/04/2013 11:56PM by Critterhunter.

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