After two weeks in a tiny car traveling with Bubba all over Yorkshire in the UK in search of old coins and relics, we decided to harness one of his many talents. We agreed it would be a crying shame to let such talent go to waste.
Here is the label for our invention:
Farts In A Box provides hours of fun pranking friends, family, and strangers at home or any where you go! This may be the ideal gift for your flatulence friendly friends.
The box contains a Fart Machine and packing to keep it from rattling around when someone picks it up.
Imagine their surprise when you press the hand held remote control button as the box is lifted from your desk, shelf or table. The hand held remote control allows the release of flatulent sounds when appropriate . Long ones, short ones, loud and soft.
The Fart Machine can be removed from the box and be placed under a car seat, underneath or behind the couch, under a church pew, behind a toilet, in a gym bag, carried in a pocket, or even double sided taped underneath your dinner table or even an adjacent restaurant table. As a caution, use only at a restaurant that you may be asked to never visit again!Elson has ordered one for his dune buggy. Charlie got one for his tractor. DC got one to keep in his back pocket for when he is on a plumbing job. Magz has ordered one to place in Hank's golf bag this spring. Vernon is geting one to put in his finds bag to use when he is detecting with Mountain Man.
"Laugh and the world will laugh with you."
Don't laugh .... go away you are no fun.
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Guess what?? Mine didn't work,All it dose is say ED,ED,ED,ED.N/T
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