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Appeasing the volcano gods.. Seems there's a fix..
Posted by: Guvner
Date: June 06, 2018 11:34PM
Heard this on the news this morning..

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano came up.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years.

Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

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Appeasing the volcano gods.. Seems there's a fix..

Guvner470June 06, 2018 11:34PM

Bet 0bama can get a birth certificate made for Steve(Can):clapping:

vlad101June 06, 2018 11:43PM

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