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Christmas Suggestions from the Left
Posted by: GateKeeper
Date: December 08, 2018 07:29PM
Since people want "Baby it's Cold Outside" pulled because it offends some people, I feel these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well. Please do so immediately.

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: Subjecting minors to soft core porn.
2. The Christmas Song: Open Fire? Pollution? Folks dressed up like Eskimos? This is Cultural appropriation.
3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? That's unwanted advances.
4. White Christmas: Racist
5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when your sleeping? Knows when you're awake? Santa is a peeping Tom stalker.
6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you to be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression.
7. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
8. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts - dolls for Janice and Jen, and boots and pistols (GUNS) for Barney and Ben.
9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail
10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman
11. Do You Hear What I Hear: Blatant disregard for the hearing impaired.
12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? WOW, JUST WOW!
13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet: This just SCREAMS animal abuse.
14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married?....... forced partnership.

How will the snowflake Liberals ever enjoy Christmas ever again? GOD help us all.

P.S. It's MERRY CHRISTMAS and NOT Happy Holidays

I take great pleasure knowing that every morning I wake up, and my feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh No, He's awake!

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2018 07:36PM by GateKeeper.


Christmas Suggestions from the Left

GateKeeper403December 08, 2018 07:29PM

Re: Christmas Suggestions from the Left

Brian Smith76December 18, 2018 06:19AM

I take it you're not a believer... lol..N/T

Guvner76December 08, 2018 07:33PM

Re: Christmas Suggestions from the Left Video Attachments

GateKeeper101December 13, 2018 11:50PM

Baby it's Cold Outside.. Very suggestive..N/T

Guvner55December 14, 2018 02:32PM

You think you're joking, but..........

Greg (E.Tn)118December 08, 2018 09:25PM

Re: You think you're joking, but..........

GateKeeper106December 08, 2018 10:08PM

You left out the Chuckleheads :biggrin:N/T

Greg (E.Tn)78December 09, 2018 10:40AM

Re: You think you're joking, but..........

hawgdawg103December 09, 2018 07:02AM

Re: You think you're joking, but..........

bulletman96December 10, 2018 09:18AM

How do you remember all those acronyms? Everytime I look they've added a letter. Not sure if earth worm lovers are now included or not...N/T

Guvner53December 11, 2018 09:44AM

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