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Posted by: Craig in Alabama
Date: October 29, 2005 06:15PM

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a
box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it."

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the
afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her
and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty
beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew
what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was
such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a
special anniversary dinner.

After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she
confessed, saying, "I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept
my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However,
today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to
know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you
deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an
empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it

Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica.
I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since
you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is
not that bad considering your problem."

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made
their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you
have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered: "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I
took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

I don't owe you a damn thing heheheN/T
Posted by: Elson(La)
Date: October 29, 2005 06:37PM

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now that was good.:rofl:N/T
Posted by: todd[ma]
Date: October 29, 2005 06:44PM

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1,637,485 beer cans, impressive..........N/T
Posted by: John SwFl
Date: October 30, 2005 06:27PM

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