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    One for Fred......................Your aren't "blonde" are ya, Buddy? :biggrin:

    A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'...
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    Where was she when I was in grade school?.................................

    A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with...
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    Not sure if this has been on here before, but good reading just the same.........

    A maverick mayor elected after promising to slash council spending, clear the streets of jobs and ditch politically correct services is the torchbearer for how towns should be run. On his first morning as Mayor of Doncaster in South Yorkshire, Peter Davies cut his salary from
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    Hey Mikie....Happy 70th! How're the corns? :lmfao:

    n/t
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    The Gunfighter............................................

    A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot... ' Could...
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    I was thinking......maybe.....shock treatment! :blink:

    My wife at our daughters 20th Birthday party scaring the hell out of the kids. :rofl: [attachment 132889 Tamara051a.jpg]
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    Old is just Old - Old is not Dumb!................................

    A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said. 'I'll...
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    What a find....................:blink:

    An archeological team, digging in Washington, DC has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains Of what is believed to be the first Politician. [attachment 130158 cid_517F5EDB534B43078E03241FD865B9A8D1W64Y91.jpg]
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    The importance of walking..................:rofl:

    Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is...
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    And you thought you were lucky, Royal.........................

    From The London Times: Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and eight coaches, or buses. It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars
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    Don't see this every day..........................:blink:

    Driving home tonight after work. Passing a local farm field and noticed this out in the middle of it. Maybe filming a movie or somethiing. :shrug: [attachment 129334 farm1.jpg] [attachment 129333 Farm2.jpg]
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    For you dog lovers.....................................

    [attachment 128843 cid_76B2C069770D43E0AFC46E2C5C65CC91defaultinzenah.jpg] A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the...
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    You guys ever heard of this.....................

    A buddy of mine has had a problem with racoons raiding his fish pond. He's gone as far as laying a sheet of plywood over the thing. It works but is a pain to remember and his yard is still busy with the little buggars, he says. He visited a local pond supply store and was advised to buy a...
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    Royal, looks like you're having another beautiful day. I can just make out a slight breeze on your camera.

    n/t
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    Looks like a beautiful day out your way, Royal. Nice breeze going too.:thumbup:

    n/t
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    I bouight this piece of #@*% Imac to edit movies..........

    I am on the verge of selling it already. 1 1/2 weeks of pure hell! The store geeks can't help me....so far the mac techs in the states can't help me. I thought PC's were problematic. :crazy:
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    Wisdom from the Military manuals: Some good ones! :thumbup::biggrin:

    "If the enemy is in range, so are you." Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." U.S. Air Force Manual ----------- --------- --------- "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."...
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    I have cursed my PC for that last time (I hope). Just brought a shiney, new IMac home. Small learning curve and.........Adios, Gates! :clapping:

    n/t
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    We're back...............................

    We just spent two weeks in the Virgin Islands. One week on a 44' sail boat, island hopping and one week on Sint Maarten. It was like pulling teeth to get me to come home. I have a few shots to share but actually took over 1200 pictures! Got to play with my Fuji S-2 Pro camera. What a...
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    INTERESTING HISTORY LESSON......................:thumbup:

    Railroad tracks. This is fascinating. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England, and English expatriates built the US railroads. Why did...
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