Pete in MI
New member
I found this on a website and thought it would be good to share our hobby humor with you all.
You might be a coinshooter if...
Uncertain if you're a coinshooter? Check these Foxworthy style hints to find out. After reading them send a couple of your own. Please send "G-PG" rated material only: jahilt@carlnet.org
(Add yours here too)
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You go detecting when it's below freezing.
You get excited when you smell dirt.
You walk a mile into the woods only to discover your digging tool is still in the car.
Things that go beep turn you on.
You've ever thown away a piece of trash and later discovered it was worth a lot of money.
You've slid down a steep hill on your rear with your detector up in the air.
You've ever been the main course for a million chiggers.
You've ever tried to fend off bees or wasps with your detector.
You have walked what seemed like a mile, only to discover you've lost your digging tool.
You've ever walked into spider webs that felt like they were made from 6 pound fishing line.
You've ever stabbed yourself with your digging tool.
You have cuts on your forehead from walking into tree branches.
Mike Demaree
mousedemaree@juno.com
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You have a trunk full of various digging apparatus - and dirt!
Phyllis
PHYDEL@aol.com
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Your knees are the the same color as the grass at the local park.
You walk slower than the rest of the crowd at a mall because there might be a coin on the floor and you do not want to miss it.
Edward Groth
guy14kt@qnet.com
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You find yourself driving your car into places where most people would't take a 4X4 truck.
Loyd Curkeet
LCurkeet@aol.com
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After detecting for many hours with the sun dropping from sight you think to yourself, "Hey, I haven't tried that spot over there!"
Michael J. Ramon
mike@atlantic.net
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You have a room in your house totally dedicated to the hobby/sport of metal detecting.
At the end of the day when you
You might be a coinshooter if...
Uncertain if you're a coinshooter? Check these Foxworthy style hints to find out. After reading them send a couple of your own. Please send "G-PG" rated material only: jahilt@carlnet.org
(Add yours here too)
***************
You go detecting when it's below freezing.
You get excited when you smell dirt.
You walk a mile into the woods only to discover your digging tool is still in the car.
Things that go beep turn you on.
You've ever thown away a piece of trash and later discovered it was worth a lot of money.
You've slid down a steep hill on your rear with your detector up in the air.
You've ever been the main course for a million chiggers.
You've ever tried to fend off bees or wasps with your detector.
You have walked what seemed like a mile, only to discover you've lost your digging tool.
You've ever walked into spider webs that felt like they were made from 6 pound fishing line.
You've ever stabbed yourself with your digging tool.
You have cuts on your forehead from walking into tree branches.
Mike Demaree
mousedemaree@juno.com
****************
You have a trunk full of various digging apparatus - and dirt!
Phyllis
PHYDEL@aol.com
***************
Your knees are the the same color as the grass at the local park.
You walk slower than the rest of the crowd at a mall because there might be a coin on the floor and you do not want to miss it.
Edward Groth
guy14kt@qnet.com
***************
You find yourself driving your car into places where most people would't take a 4X4 truck.
Loyd Curkeet
LCurkeet@aol.com
****************
After detecting for many hours with the sun dropping from sight you think to yourself, "Hey, I haven't tried that spot over there!"
Michael J. Ramon
mike@atlantic.net
*****************
You have a room in your house totally dedicated to the hobby/sport of metal detecting.
At the end of the day when you