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Ed forgets Valentine's Day!

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OzarksMike

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Ed and Marie have been married for a long time. So long, in fact, that Ed forgot Valentine's Day. Marie was totally pissed off and let Ed know it. She chewed him up one side and down the other. She told him " I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and if you know what's good for you, it will be in the driveway when I wake up tomorrow!!" Ed left early for work the next morning. When Marie finally got up she looked outside and saw a nicely wrapped package, complete with a bow, sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she donned her robe and retrieved the package. Inside was a brand spanking new Bathroom Scale!

Ed hasn't been seen since Friday. We need to pray for him.
 
Just trying to inject a little humor into an otherwise humorless winter. Nothing but snow and cold and no relief in sight! This bites!!!
 
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