1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it?
2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
3. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
4. If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS her for?
5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they all be known as FED UPS?
6. What hair color do they put on the drivers' license of bald men?
7. I though about how moms use small forks and spoons to feed their babies, so do Chinese moms use toothpicks to feed their babies?
8. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'the' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS' ?
HAVE A GOOD DAY AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL TODAY.
2. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
3. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
4. If it is true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS her for?
5. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they all be known as FED UPS?
6. What hair color do they put on the drivers' license of bald men?
7. I though about how moms use small forks and spoons to feed their babies, so do Chinese moms use toothpicks to feed their babies?
8. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'the' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS' ?
HAVE A GOOD DAY AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL TODAY.
Ma Betty