I read in the paper there was gonna be some kind of holiday pageant this weekend.They asked all the Santa Clauses to stay home,because"last year,there were so many santas running around,children were getting upset and confused,and asking their parents HARD QUESTIONS about the fact if santa is real or not-They wanted to avoid the problems they had last year"...If he doesnt exist,maybe he should...being kind to everybody,giving gifts to EVERYONE;being jolly and saying HO HO HO;(to the ones offended by HO HO HO;get a life);....Can you imagine ridin in his sleigh,being pulled by FLYING REINDEER???IF HE'S TAKIN VOLUNTEERS;SIGN ME UP..thats right up my alley!!!
