Heres a joke a told by Archie Campbell on HEE HAW from years ago...

[warthog]

...it seems there was this woman that had a horse farm that had a REAL problem-birds were building their nests in the horses' manes;resulting in being laughed at,lost riding students,etc...SHE APPEALED far and wide for a remedy,all to no avail,until one day an old cowboy showed up and told her what to do-"go buy yerself a bunch of yeast cakes-sprinkle the yeast in the horses'manes,the birds will leave and not come back,sure as shootin".....WELL:she did just that-and the birds left the horses'manes,never to return....NOW: THERE is a moral to this story:"YEAST IS YEAST AND NEST IS NEST;AND NEVER THE MANE SHALL TWEET"......That's enough to make me want to drop everything,and go for an eyebrow wax.....:blush:

 

[Mike Chgo area]

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[Anonymous]

They sure had a lot of humor and jokes on Hee Haw! Reminds me of hillbilly country where I came from! God Bless! Betty

 

[DK]

Good one. Archie had a way of tell them. Remember the Pee Little Thrigs(Three Little Pigs). He did that and never missed a beat, and all from behind the barbers chair.