Heres one for ya Mudpuppy...True story:biggrin:

[blade310]

When I was in the Navy I had a buddy that I hung out with alot.we were on shore duty together.We chased the women together,hit the bars together,pool halls etc. One summer he took two weeks leave, and when he got back, he started to tell me something that happened to him while on leave. He said it was pretty wild and bizarre well he never really got around to telling me what happened. He kept sayin' he wanted to get the details all lined up and squared away so the story would be right. It drug on and on and on.Finally things started happening to him First his pet hamster urinated on his foot. Then at breakfast one morning he put to much salt on his eggs. Next, two of his toenails became ingrown. But before that happened he tried to fart and had an accident! But the worst thing that happened was when we were shooting pool,HE SCRATCHED ON THE EIGHT BALL!!!!!! Just sayin'

 

[mudpuppy]

HaHa! Your right! I got bit by a weasel, burnt the bacon, locked my keys in the truck, and the inlaws came to visit! Thanks for the warning!
Mud