My son was riding with a friend last week and his buddy was going a little to fast. Sure enough, an Idaho State Police car was behind him with the lights on. He pulled over and the State Patrolman walked up to the window. The officer looked him in the eye and asked the usual question, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The driver replied, " Probably to give me a chance to buy some tickets to the Idaho State Policeman's Ball." The officer then said, "NIce try, but Idaho State Police do NOT have balls." After a few moments of akward silence the the poor cop just said "Well keep your speed down and I will let you go this time. He walked back to the car as my son and his friend burst out in laughter. DC