To see "The Festival Of Lights." You can do it for a cool $200,000,000.00 a day! Your trip includes accommodations for 3000 guests, 40 aircraft to haul you stuff, and 34 warships for security, and you'll stay in the Taj Mahal! Not just a few rooms, 800 rooms, reserved for your private party. But that's not all, for your added convenience, all the coconuts have been removed from the trees leading to the Gandi Museum so you want have to worry about getting conked on the head during your leisurely stroll to the museum! If you act now, you can get this all expenses paid vacation for 10 whole days for only 2 Billion dollars! But you want be going, but you'll be paying for it. For the president of the United States.
Ma Betty