A friend of mine told me he dug a hole in our back yard and filled it with water. It's ok, I know he meant well.
Why do pirates make terrible choir members? They can't reach the high seas.
Overheard in Med School. I learned about the colon through the process of elimation
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen. A brother is frying potato chips. "Are you the friar?" asks the traveller. "No, I am the chip monk," the brother replied.
Sign on the newly planted lawn at a drug rehab center--"KEEP OFF THE GRASS"
credit to Pun Of The Day
Why do pirates make terrible choir members? They can't reach the high seas.
Overheard in Med School. I learned about the colon through the process of elimation
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchen. A brother is frying potato chips. "Are you the friar?" asks the traveller. "No, I am the chip monk," the brother replied.
Sign on the newly planted lawn at a drug rehab center--"KEEP OFF THE GRASS"
credit to Pun Of The Day
God Bless! Betty