Jackhammer invades the U.S.

[DOC]

I have no idea how he got through U.S. Customs, however he did, and Jackhammer showed up in Las Vegas with his fiance' Bernie. We had a few days where we did a little dinner and then we took off for a three day tuna trip out of San Diego. I have just enough time to post a few pictures, I will let Scottie explain them to you.

A little Italian Dinner with the entire family at Buca de Beppo

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Top Gun, the fishing boat we took out of San Diego H&M Landing.

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Scottie gets very lonely when he is at sea, and developed a fixation for my right breast and a Black woman named Aunt Jemima.

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Scottie indicating how many fish he expected he might catch if he were lucky.

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We had a pretty good haul, Scottie and I both caught three tuna each in the 30 pound range. Scottie donated his three to an orphanage in San Diego, I suppose it's not bad enough to not have any parents, then they make you eat fish too. This was just some of the tuna.

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The WHOLE tuna being distributed after the trip. Most of the tuna had already been cut into filets in the blue bags and were being distributed to anglers. All joking aside, Scottie is my dearest mate. I truly beleive that he would take a bullet for me. I value his friendship more than he will probably ever know.

 

[fredm]

Is he putting syrup on his ice cream???You should have got some vegimite to stave-off home sickness...that way you would not need to nurse him!!!!

Fred

 

[JACKHAMMER]

OK LETS GO THROUGH THESE PICS AND SET THE STORY STRAIGHT

PIC1.....The deal was i would pay for the dinner of his intire family and wives and boy friends included. OK so he is a mate .He was gunna take care of the TIP.Well the waiter arrives tkes our order(eneough food was ordered to feed the ships compliment of the ARIZONA. Doc asks his wife for a pen and puts ticks on his napkin. waiter arrives agin with water ect...this went on for an hour Doc had 32 ticks on his napkin at the end of the meal.IT got the better of me so i had to ask what the hell he was doing...What he was up 2 was every time the waiter didnt do something or made a technical error in his presentation of the food doc would TICK him...to calulate how much tip was due.....meal cost..$200 ...tip was $3.50.

PIC2.. The TOPGUN is a good boat an unusual pitch an roll that had me a bit seasick...DOC gave me a patch...i was right after that

PIC3...now i ask u can u see DOCS left hand...it wasnt a chair leg he was playing with and Aunt Jemima isnt bald

PIC4...This was to indicate a remark made by DOC after i spent an hour chasing a Tuna around the boat...the biggest of the day... to have doc cut my line so i wouldnt collect the deck prize.

PIC5...Not a bad haul...100 miles out 2 sea

PIC6..time to pic up the fish and go home...great trip..gunna do it again...3/4 day trip next time..i was just getting walmed up..

ALL jokes aside... PIGS ASS ill take a bullet for u...ill bloody shoot u myself....go back and pay that tip

 

[DOC]

That is such a big lie! It was not $3.50 tip, it was 35 cents, the service was terrible. But the $200 food was great, and with all the leftovers we ate for the next 5 days.

Thanks mate!

DOC

 

[Coiltek]

Hahaha.... sounds like it was a wild time!

Maybe you could have taken a photo of Jackhammer with a Tuna in his mouth like he does the nuggets! Love to see that!

well done boys
Trev

 

[VT Dave]

n/t

 

[JACKHAMMER]

DOC can u email that pic to me...THE BIRD.....dont ask me y tho

thank u mate

jh