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A little girl answers the phone one evening and hears........
Hi sweetie, its daddy, is mommy handy?
Little girl says, no daddy, she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Jack........
Silence, then.....sweetie, would you please go up near the bedroom door and yell to mommy that daddy is home?
OK daddy says the little girl.
After a few moments there is some ruckus an awful crashing, then silence as the child comes back on the line and says, i did it daddy....
Daddy says, what happened....
Child says....
Uncle Jack jumped out of the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot you drained it last week and now i think he is all dead!....
"Daddy" says.......
Swimming pool?!! is this 555-....
Hi sweetie, its daddy, is mommy handy?
Little girl says, no daddy, she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Jack........
Silence, then.....sweetie, would you please go up near the bedroom door and yell to mommy that daddy is home?
OK daddy says the little girl.
After a few moments there is some ruckus an awful crashing, then silence as the child comes back on the line and says, i did it daddy....
Daddy says, what happened....
Child says....
Uncle Jack jumped out of the window into the swimming pool, but he forgot you drained it last week and now i think he is all dead!....
"Daddy" says.......
Swimming pool?!! is this 555-....