Ralph Bryant
New member
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LEGAL DISCLAIMER
[1] Due to the litigious society we live in and the potential for flames that this greeting may receive, I am obliged, on advice of counsel to bore you with the following details.
[2] (a) Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
(b) And a successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, (not to imply that the United States of America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only country in the western hemisphere, or other hemispheres inhabited by others), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
[3] By accepting this greeting, you are agreeing to the following terms.
(a) This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
(b) It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
(c) It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and it is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
(d) This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
(e) Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
(f) ADDITIONAL CAUTIONS AND RESTRICTIONS:
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Fasten seatbelt. Do not try this at home. Void where prohibited, taxed or bottled. Accept no substitutes. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. This is not an offer to sell securities. For recreational use only. May be too intense for some viewers. Higher rollover risk. Avoid abrupt maneuvers and excessive speed. No user-serviceable parts inside. Simulated picture. Wide load. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Do not stand in front of yellow line. Times approximate. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Hard hat area. Remove sunglasses. Dim high beams. Please drive gently. Radar detectors illegal. Use headlights when using wipers. Last exit before toll. HOV-2 only, 4-6:30 p.m. Monday thru Friday. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. No shirt, no shoes, no service. All models are over 18 years of age. Subject to change without notice. May contain nuts. Has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory rats. List each check separately by bank number. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. Contents may settle during shipment. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. Do not disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. Do not stick tongue in wall socket. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. No pepper. Edited for television. Place all trays and seat backs in the full upright position before landing. Keep cool. Process promptly. Post Office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Dealer inquires welcome. Bridge pavement freezes first. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Waitress will seat you. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Low ceiling. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Look for the Union label. We are not satisfied until you are. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Shown on a delayed basis. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. Push. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. Children and new patients welcome. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. LSMFT. Do not use elevator in the event of fire or electrical emergency. Driver does not carry cash. Ask about our tuck and carry bag. Derigging area. Child care available during services. Please wait here for next available teller. Confidential testing and treatment of sexually transmitted diseases. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. 24 hour emergency service. One dollar off on Tuesdays. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. For off-road use only. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle, staple, or mutilate. If you are "offended" by the use of the name CHRIST during this holiday season, tough schit ! Exact change only. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Tax included. Approved by Dr. Mom. In the event of a water landing: swim. Call about our braille web pages. Same day/1-hour service on most items. One location to serve you better. Spot removal specialists. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. 100% money back guarantee. We reserve the right to limit quantities. No dealers. Post no bills. You break it, you bought it. Please check weapons at the door. Low shoulder. Keep right except when passing. Hand wash only. Curb your dog. Federal law prohibits dispensing without prescription. Thin ice. No animals have been harmed in the making of this website. Dolphin safe. Yield to oncoming traffic. Do not operate a motor nor non-motor vehicle when viewing this page. Do not view when pregnant. Do not mix with alcohol, chocolate, or broccoli or any other food containing oxymoronic acid. Do not view if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, thyroid disease, malaria, typhoid fever, AIDS, melancholiness, diabetes, or difficult urination due to enlarged prostate gland unless directed by a physician. Do not view these pages for more than 7 days in a row. Do not exceed the recommended dosage. With higher doses, nervousness, dizziness, belching, dropsy, or sleeplessness may occur. A persistent cough may be a sign of a serious condition. If symptoms persist for more than a week, tend to recur, or are accompanied by fever, rash, or persistent headache, pulmonary disease, shortness of breath, difficulty in breathing, marked drowsiness, excessive phlegm, or any combinations of the above, seek medical attention. Do not remove tag under penalty of law. May cause drowsiness; alcohol, sedatives, and tranquilizers may increase the drowsiness effect. May cause unexpected oily discharge. Use caution when flashing. Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. Children can be killed or seriously injured by passenger air bag. In the event of an emergency, do not attempt to release yourself without the aid of a qualified elevator technician. Use designated exits. Caution low flying aircraft. Unauthorized vehicles will be towed at owner
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
[1] Due to the litigious society we live in and the potential for flames that this greeting may receive, I am obliged, on advice of counsel to bore you with the following details.
[2] (a) Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
(b) And a successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, (not to imply that the United States of America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only country in the western hemisphere, or other hemispheres inhabited by others), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.
[3] By accepting this greeting, you are agreeing to the following terms.
(a) This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
(b) It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
(c) It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and it is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
(d) This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
(e) Warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
(f) ADDITIONAL CAUTIONS AND RESTRICTIONS:
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Fasten seatbelt. Do not try this at home. Void where prohibited, taxed or bottled. Accept no substitutes. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. This is not an offer to sell securities. For recreational use only. May be too intense for some viewers. Higher rollover risk. Avoid abrupt maneuvers and excessive speed. No user-serviceable parts inside. Simulated picture. Wide load. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Do not stand in front of yellow line. Times approximate. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. Hard hat area. Remove sunglasses. Dim high beams. Please drive gently. Radar detectors illegal. Use headlights when using wipers. Last exit before toll. HOV-2 only, 4-6:30 p.m. Monday thru Friday. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. No shirt, no shoes, no service. All models are over 18 years of age. Subject to change without notice. May contain nuts. Has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory rats. List each check separately by bank number. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Apply only to affected area. Contents may settle during shipment. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. Do not disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. Do not stick tongue in wall socket. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. No pepper. Edited for television. Place all trays and seat backs in the full upright position before landing. Keep cool. Process promptly. Post Office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Dealer inquires welcome. Bridge pavement freezes first. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Waitress will seat you. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Low ceiling. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Look for the Union label. We are not satisfied until you are. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Shown on a delayed basis. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. Push. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. Children and new patients welcome. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. LSMFT. Do not use elevator in the event of fire or electrical emergency. Driver does not carry cash. Ask about our tuck and carry bag. Derigging area. Child care available during services. Please wait here for next available teller. Confidential testing and treatment of sexually transmitted diseases. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. 24 hour emergency service. One dollar off on Tuesdays. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. For off-road use only. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle, staple, or mutilate. If you are "offended" by the use of the name CHRIST during this holiday season, tough schit ! Exact change only. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Tax included. Approved by Dr. Mom. In the event of a water landing: swim. Call about our braille web pages. Same day/1-hour service on most items. One location to serve you better. Spot removal specialists. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. 100% money back guarantee. We reserve the right to limit quantities. No dealers. Post no bills. You break it, you bought it. Please check weapons at the door. Low shoulder. Keep right except when passing. Hand wash only. Curb your dog. Federal law prohibits dispensing without prescription. Thin ice. No animals have been harmed in the making of this website. Dolphin safe. Yield to oncoming traffic. Do not operate a motor nor non-motor vehicle when viewing this page. Do not view when pregnant. Do not mix with alcohol, chocolate, or broccoli or any other food containing oxymoronic acid. Do not view if you have heart disease, high blood pressure, thyroid disease, malaria, typhoid fever, AIDS, melancholiness, diabetes, or difficult urination due to enlarged prostate gland unless directed by a physician. Do not view these pages for more than 7 days in a row. Do not exceed the recommended dosage. With higher doses, nervousness, dizziness, belching, dropsy, or sleeplessness may occur. A persistent cough may be a sign of a serious condition. If symptoms persist for more than a week, tend to recur, or are accompanied by fever, rash, or persistent headache, pulmonary disease, shortness of breath, difficulty in breathing, marked drowsiness, excessive phlegm, or any combinations of the above, seek medical attention. Do not remove tag under penalty of law. May cause drowsiness; alcohol, sedatives, and tranquilizers may increase the drowsiness effect. May cause unexpected oily discharge. Use caution when flashing. Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. Children can be killed or seriously injured by passenger air bag. In the event of an emergency, do not attempt to release yourself without the aid of a qualified elevator technician. Use designated exits. Caution low flying aircraft. Unauthorized vehicles will be towed at owner