Nag Nag Nag
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for
a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable
sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and
was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had
been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not
be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he
must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the
good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted
by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his
legs and feet. 'They're not hanging Wright
tonight,' she said.
To which he whirled around and
screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for
a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it. And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long
hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable
sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and
was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had
been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not
be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he
must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the
good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted
by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his
legs and feet. 'They're not hanging Wright
tonight,' she said.
To which he whirled around and
screamed, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?