A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see fromher name plate that her name is Patricia Wacque.
"Miss Wacque, I'd like to get a 30,000 loan to take a holiday."
The teller looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog sayshis name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he knows the bank manager.She explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.Very confused, the teller explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and telephones the back office.She finds the manager and says, "This is Patty. There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out here who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000.
"The manager says, "I have to see this." The manager joins her at her desk, and she holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"He says he wants to use this as collateral. I mean, what in the world is
this?"
The bank manager looks at the frog and says "Young Mr. Jagger! it's a
privilege doing business with your family!" and looks back at the teller and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Wacque. Give the frog a loan
"Miss Wacque, I'd like to get a 30,000 loan to take a holiday."
The teller looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog sayshis name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, he knows the bank manager.She explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.Very confused, the teller explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and telephones the back office.She finds the manager and says, "This is Patty. There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out here who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000.
"The manager says, "I have to see this." The manager joins her at her desk, and she holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"He says he wants to use this as collateral. I mean, what in the world is
this?"
The bank manager looks at the frog and says "Young Mr. Jagger! it's a
privilege doing business with your family!" and looks back at the teller and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Wacque. Give the frog a loan