Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were looking for a job.They went to the seam company to apply for the same job,took the seam exam,and interviewed with the same manager.
The manager informed them that they had both scored the same on the exam and were equally qualified, but that only one could be hired.He'd have to come up with a way to determine which one he would hire.
His solution was to ask both two questions,and to hire the one with the best answers.
He started by asking Thibodeaux,"What are the two days of the week that start with a T?" Thibodeaux answered,"Well lets see,dar's Tuesday and T'ursday"
The manager then asked "How many seconds are in a year?"Thibodeaux stood quietly,looking at the ceiling and the walls, and then said,"Oh,I can't figure dat out wit'out ma calculator!"
He then ask boudreaux, "What are the two days of the week that start with T". Boudreaux quickly answered, Oh dat's easy eet's today and tomorrow.
The manager then asked,"How many seconds are in a year?" Boudreaux replied, "Twelve."
Curious about this answer the manager asked, "How do you figure only 12 seconds in a year?"
Boudreaux replied,"Jus t'ink bout eet.Dere is January de 2nd,February de 2nd March...."
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The manager informed them that they had both scored the same on the exam and were equally qualified, but that only one could be hired.He'd have to come up with a way to determine which one he would hire.
His solution was to ask both two questions,and to hire the one with the best answers.
He started by asking Thibodeaux,"What are the two days of the week that start with a T?" Thibodeaux answered,"Well lets see,dar's Tuesday and T'ursday"
The manager then asked "How many seconds are in a year?"Thibodeaux stood quietly,looking at the ceiling and the walls, and then said,"Oh,I can't figure dat out wit'out ma calculator!"
He then ask boudreaux, "What are the two days of the week that start with T". Boudreaux quickly answered, Oh dat's easy eet's today and tomorrow.
The manager then asked,"How many seconds are in a year?" Boudreaux replied, "Twelve."
Curious about this answer the manager asked, "How do you figure only 12 seconds in a year?"
Boudreaux replied,"Jus t'ink bout eet.Dere is January de 2nd,February de 2nd March...."
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