A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the famous Louvre museum. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away, when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious mistake of not checking to see how much gas was in the getaway vehicle, he explained it this way:
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
By the way these fellows are all artists from a long, long, long, long, time ago. And besides, its after midnight, and it was another slow day in Connersville, Indiana.
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
By the way these fellows are all artists from a long, long, long, long, time ago. And besides, its after midnight, and it was another slow day in Connersville, Indiana.
