So you hate your job -:rofl: --- Graw

[Graw]

When you have a

' I Hate My Job'
day,
[even if retired you have those sometimes]
try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doo rs, dr aw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfor ta ble clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THA T IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!

 

[Goes4ever]

hahahaha, good one!

 

[apache18]

That's some funny stuff there. Joe

 

[dobbie]

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[Pete in MI]

that's funny. I once heard someone ask someone else "Do you know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?" Um. never mind that is something someone said that I wished did not go to seed. As Gilda Radner used to say "Never mind".

Bet ya college kids take jobs such as you mentioned to pay for thier college education.

In the Air Force, I once was part of an experiment for NASA. I and 29 others were chosen as a test group. We were divided 15 and 15. One group was given cherry lozenges and the other group was given rubber bands. Both were given glass lab 'cups'. We were eat to suck on whatever we had been given and with the saliva spit into the 'cup' and later as the cups were getting ffilled we would go to the front of the room where each group had a 'group container' to pour our cups of saliva into. Seems the test went on for about half a day.

Been a long time but I cannot recall which actually produced the most saliva. Oh you wonder what that has to do with NASA. They just wanted to know when sending astronauts in space if they should provide them with cherry lozenges or rubber bands to produce saliva....not many pop or coffee machines in space to wet ones whistle.

You want to know which group I was in? no you don't haven't like rubber bands since.

 

[Mike from MI "Iron Brigade"]

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