Jim West Pa
New member
The Resume of Jesus Christ
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> Address: Ephesians 1:20
> Phone: Romans 10:13
> Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior
and
> Jesus
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> Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me
Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the
top management position in your heart. Please
consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
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> Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the
heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See
Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See
Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See
Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes
upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
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> Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
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! ! ! I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient,
slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for
me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
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> Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the
brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at
liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:1
.
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall
not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability
and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John
1:7-9)
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> Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of
knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs
2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom
and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described
as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your
path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your
heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
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> Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest
Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See
II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and
made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
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I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick
and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too
many to mention here. You can read them on my website,
which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't
need an Internet connection or computer to access my
website.
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>
> References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify
to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance,
miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
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>
> In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident
that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill
this vital position in your heart. In summation, I
will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews
3:15).
>
> Address: Ephesians 1:20
> Phone: Romans 10:13
> Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior
and
> Jesus
>
> Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me
Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the
top management position in your heart. Please
consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
>
> Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the
heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See
Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See
Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See
Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes
upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
>
>
> Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
>
! ! ! I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient,
slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for
me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)
>
>
> Skills Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the
brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the
sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at
liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:1
.I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall
not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability
and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John
1:7-9)
>
>
> Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of
knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs
2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom
and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described
as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your
path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your
heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
>
>
> Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest
Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See
II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and
made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
>
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick
and raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too
many to mention here. You can read them on my website,
which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't
need an Internet connection or computer to access my
website.
>
>
> References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify
to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance,
miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance
>
>
> In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident
that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill
this vital position in your heart. In summation, I
will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6),
and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews
3:15).