This Is Just Plain Funny :rofl:

[SeniorSeeker]

Sent To Me By A Fellow Metal Detectorist,

This is just plain funny!!

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style!" The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , Over to Houston and down to Brownsville ... They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ... Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
"I'm a Democrat," "I'm Gay," "I love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," " George Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012" and "I'm here to confiscate your guns.."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God Bless Texas !!

 

[Mike Chgo area]

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[Anonymous]

Thanks, Martin, for the laugh, but there is another one going around about the Survivors! Men (husbands) will take their children and be alone without their wives on an Island, but have to survive, as they do all the jobs that a woman (wife) does with the childen when at home! Everything to do with children and the children get to judge them and eliminate down to the last man, if he survives that is! It is hilarious and teaches them what a woman has to go through and also while many are holding full time jobs! May God Bless! Amen! Ma betty