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A blonde joke for your enjoyment...
- Thread starter warthog
- Start date
...Seems there was this blonde following a salt-truck spreading its load-All of a sudden,the blonde cuts in front of the truck,forcing it to stop...The truck driver says"LADY,WHY DID YA DO THAT?" She says"I just wanted to tell you,you are losing part of your load"...Pete in MI
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but...one day Sherry and I were driving down US-27 almost at Harrison area and this tanker truck in front of us was spilling a liquid all over the pavement. It was gushing out quite a bit. I told Sherry we have to let the driver know he is losing the liquid from his truck. I tried the CB radio. No answer. Tried flashing my lights off and on to get his attention...didn't work. Sped up to get along side of him. Finally got him to pull over and as I walked up to the truck drivers door a pickup truck pulled up behind our van. I talked to the driver of the tanker truck and the other drvier from the pickup came up. The pick up driver said What's up? I explained the liquid was spraying all over the roadway and was trying to get the tank truck drivers attention.
He said the chemical that is coming out of that truck is an ice melter. The tanker driver is hitting the on and off ramps because we are expecting black ice conditions due to fog and the temperatures dropping. Everything is fine.
Felt like an idiot. Never seen a liquid dumped before. Rock salt, yes...this liquid nope. Oh well. So....call me blonde if ya have too.
He said the chemical that is coming out of that truck is an ice melter. The tanker driver is hitting the on and off ramps because we are expecting black ice conditions due to fog and the temperatures dropping. Everything is fine.
Felt like an idiot. Never seen a liquid dumped before. Rock salt, yes...this liquid nope. Oh well. So....call me blonde if ya have too.
n/t
steve in so la
Well-known member
Blond Pete 
steve in so az
steve in so azSilverstar_Lawman
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Two blonde's were standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other "how do I get to the other side", the blonde on the other side looks up and down the river and yells back "you are on the other side"
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.gvanvekoven
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I had that happen to me once with a truck in front of me on the road. Stuff was spilling all over the road. I didn't try to stop him, instead went around him and kept going my merry way. Should have tried. I guess I just didn't want to walk through the stuff that was leaking. It was a honey truck - you know - the ones that suck out septic tanks. Dont let me stop the good ol blond jokes. I love them.