norman maassey
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A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he is liable to break something, but the boy continues.
'JOHNNY!' mom screams, 'KNOCK IT OFF before you break something.
He stops & eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left the house.
He gives it one last flick & it lands in the toilet....where he leaves it.
Mom comes home & while she is putting away the grocery, she gets the urge...diarrhea run.
She barely makes it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she finishes, she looks down and can't believe what she sees.
She is not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet....she calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, he assures her he will be right over.
When he arrives, she shows him to the bathroom.
He gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be & POP!
The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere...on him, the walls, etc
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He states....."I have been in this business for over 30 years and this is the first time I have ever actually SEEN a fart!!!!"
His mother tells him to stop it as he is liable to break something, but the boy continues.
'JOHNNY!' mom screams, 'KNOCK IT OFF before you break something.
He stops & eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left the house.
He gives it one last flick & it lands in the toilet....where he leaves it.
Mom comes home & while she is putting away the grocery, she gets the urge...diarrhea run.
She barely makes it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she finishes, she looks down and can't believe what she sees.
She is not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet....she calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, he assures her he will be right over.
When he arrives, she shows him to the bathroom.
He gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be & POP!
The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere...on him, the walls, etc
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He states....."I have been in this business for over 30 years and this is the first time I have ever actually SEEN a fart!!!!"