Pete in MI
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Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back .
Few women admit their age; few men act it .
We have enough youth How about a fountain of "Smart"?
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?
There ya go hope ya got a chuckle or two to extend your life a few minutes longer...to make up for the minutes you spent reading these one liners.
Few women admit their age; few men act it .
We have enough youth How about a fountain of "Smart"?
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges
Why in a country with freedom of speech are there phone bills?
There ya go hope ya got a chuckle or two to extend your life a few minutes longer...to make up for the minutes you spent reading these one liners.
This Past Spring Those Boys Were Big Enough To Walk Off With My Lunch!