On Friday I brought home a nice new truck. It had been 6 years since I had that new truck smell. I got a nice trade in on my Toyota Tacoma and took home a brand new Toyota Tundra. It is silver a lot bigger and very nice. I drove home with a happy look on my face I'm sure. When I got home I showed my wife and daughter and was feeling still very good. As I walked into the kitchen I saw that there was a letter waiting in the middle of the table where it couldn't be missed. My darling wife of 20 years thought it was funny to put my invitation to join AARP right there for me. .... That Bitch