A funny(and truthful) story from Reminisce Magazine...

[warthog]

A wife was making fried eggs for her husband,who suddenly burst into the kitchen."CAREFUL!!CAREFUL!!"he said."Put in some more butter.OH NO;you're cooking too many at once!Turn them now!Theyre going to stick! I SAID BE CAREFUL!!YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME WHEN YOU ARE COOKING!!Turn them!!Hurry up!!Have you lost your mind?Dont forget to salt them;you know you always forget...USE THE SALT...THE SALT!!" The wife looked at him and asked "Whats wrong with you?You think I dont know how to fry a couple of eggs?"The husband calmly replied."I just wanted you to know what it feels like when Im driving".... Backseat driver,indeed...

 

[Mike from MI "Iron Brigade"]

I do that to my wife when she cooks and drives!

 

[steve in so la]

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[Magyar]

After reading that one, I feel like I have "egg on my face"......hate to admit it, but that one really hits home...buttttttttttttt
what choice does a wife have when her husband doesn't observe the road....oh, never mind!!

 

[Paul(NWO)]

n/t

 

[Pete in MI]

Casey is 16 and has her permit to drive with a licensed adult. It is funny as she drives down the road and now has the 'license' to call people idiots for doing stupid things while they drive. We comment to her about it and she replies that 'before I didn't pay much attention to how stupid people can be, but now that I have a 'license' and am driving I not only have a license to drive but to make comments about their intelligence".

She's a teen commons sense does not seem to be part of the teen scene.... saying 'teen common sense' falls under the oxy-moron category.

 

[Magyar]

Nice post, Pete...

Tell Casey that I congratulate her on getting her license....and I suggest to her that everytime she gets behind the wheel and buckles up...before she turns on the ignition...to say a prayer for her safety and safety for others on the road....It's a habit I have cultivated to have God watch over me and others in that hectic world of traffic jams, speeders...etc..

 

[Pete in MI]

when road conditions get bad we ask for God to watch over us. We don't think about that as much when the road are clear and traffic is light...though we always do ask that no animals get in our path, that they don't get hurt and we don't hit them...sure hate seeing animals dead along highways and sure don't want any creatures for hood ornaments.