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1. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE</FONT>.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">RELIGION</FONT>.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">TIME TRAVEL</FONT>.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">LOGIC</FONT>.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">MORE LOGIC</FONT>.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">FORESIGHT</FONT>.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">IRONY</FONT>.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">OSMOSIS</FONT>.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">CONTORTIONISM</FONT>.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">STAMINA</FONT>.
"You'll sit there until all those peas are gone."
11. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">WEATHER</FONT>.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HYPOCRISY</FONT>.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">CIRCLE OF LIFE</FONT>.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION</FONT>.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ENVY</FONT>.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ANTICIPATION</FONT>.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">RECEIVING</FONT>.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18, My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">MEDICAL SCIENCE</FONT>.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ESP</FONT>.
" Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HUMOR</FONT>.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT</FONT>.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">GENETICS</FONT>.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ROOTS</FONT>.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">WISDOM</FONT>.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand"
25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">JUSTICE</FONT>.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">RELIGION</FONT>.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">TIME TRAVEL</FONT>.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">LOGIC</FONT>.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">MORE LOGIC</FONT>.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">FORESIGHT</FONT>.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">IRONY</FONT>.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">OSMOSIS</FONT>.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">CONTORTIONISM</FONT>.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">STAMINA</FONT>.
"You'll sit there until all those peas are gone."
11. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">WEATHER</FONT>.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HYPOCRISY</FONT>.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">CIRCLE OF LIFE</FONT>.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION</FONT>.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ENVY</FONT>.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ANTICIPATION</FONT>.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">RECEIVING</FONT>.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18, My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">MEDICAL SCIENCE</FONT>.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ESP</FONT>.
" Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HUMOR</FONT>.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT</FONT>.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">GENETICS</FONT>.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">ROOTS</FONT>.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">WISDOM</FONT>.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand"
25. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about <FONT COLOR="#ff0000">JUSTICE</FONT>.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
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