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Angry pilot drops pants .... Breaking News from AOL .....

Ed SW Fla

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Angry pilot drops his pants - asks checkpoint staff to "search this". by Scott Carmichael Feb 18th 2009 @ 2:30PM

Get this - a pilot for Swiss International Airways decided that enough was enough at the London City Airport security checkpoint.

Instead of complying with all staff instructions, he dropped his pants and underwear, completely exposing himself, and asked whether they wanted to "search this".

I'm not sure what part of being asked to take off his belt and shoes prompted the outburst, but a source is on record saying nobody understood why the pilot lost his cool and that he might have been "having a bad day".

His antics meant 37 passengers were delayed for 2 hours while government staff investigated the matter.

It could have been worse though, the incident happened at the staff-only checkpoint, so no passengers had to come face to face with the half naked pilot. Of course, if this happened in the US, they probably would have emptied the terminal for fear of a terrorist penis attack.
 
[size=large]That have been preying on international shipping off the coast of Somalia and Africa. Recently there have been several countries that have sent ships into the area, including the United States to help patrol and protect the area, but the pirates continue to take ships and receive multi-million dollar ransoms from the owners to get their ships and crew back. If any attempt is made to retake or rescue the crew of those hostage ships, the Somali pirates will kill the crew. So that is their ace in the hole. Here's my plan to rid the area of Somali pirates, and that is to take them on before they capture a ship. When I say take them on, I'm not talking about firing a few shots over their bow, and capturing them to be released 6 months to 3 years later, I'm talking about a little barbaric justice. And that is to blow them out of the water, shoot any survivors in the water, and let the sharks eat them. That's how you handle these types of people... terrorists. A few incidents such as this would cause the pirates to realize that a better line of work may be a little more appealing. [/size]

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[size=large]Here's a typical picture of a Somali pirate. This piece of human waste with the brain the size of a walnut doesn't deserve to breathe air. Eliminating their kind is no loss whatsoever. [/size]

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[size=large]Here we have what looks to be one of the leaders or commanders, an esteemed position considering you live in a country that has embraced anarchy. Using this guy as shark bait is certainly no loss to the world, and would only leave a bad taste in the shark's mouth. [/size]

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[size=large]Here is a Somali pirate lounging about on a captured ship which he boarded without a shot being fired from the crew. Maybe putting some serious security crews on these ships such as from the infamous Black Water security organization in North Carolina and paying them, say, $100,000 for a 3 day security cruise, might be cheaper than paying 4 million to get your ship back.[/size]

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[size=large]Here are some captured Somali pirates. They're being well treated, well fed, and kept out of the sun. They'll soon be turned over to crooked authorities which will be paid off for the pirates release, or at best, serve no more than 6 months or 3 years in prison where they'll be released back into the wild to pursue their pirating activities... unless of course you adopt my plan, which is to kill the scum-bags at sea.The British and Americans once handled pirates in a like manner an it worked Jolly Good.[/size]
 
... can you pick out the ones most likely to be pulled aside for extra airport security?
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Right on Vernon!! I say kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Same with the idiots on death row here in the states! Save us some cash.
 
[size=large]Hey, pirates don't have to be attacking a ship to be blown out of the water. When you see a boat with 6-20 guys on it all carrying RPG's and AK47's and wearing shorts and t~shirts running at high speed, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out this is not a fishing boat. Any boat running around off shore that fits that description is simply blown out of the water. Period. [/size]

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[size=large]Quad 50 ~ Whoever said; "The pen is mightier than the sword" has never faced one of these babies. It will give the pirates just a few seconds to think about it while this baby is chewing into them... then they are just debris floating on the water [/size]
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