Anybody know Shep Schwabb?:smoke:

[Magyar]

Shep Schwabb shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop;

One shot of Scott's Schnapps

stopped Schwabb's watch![size=large][/size]



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[Craig in Alabama]

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[Magyar]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Craig in Alabama]

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[BJ in Okla.]

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Were they pickled when he picked them from the vine?
Or was Peter Piper pickled when he picked the pickled peppers
Peppers picked from the pickled pepper vine?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much wood as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

 

[Elson(La)]

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[Magyar]

A tutor who tooted the flute

tried to teach two young tooters to toot;

said the two to the tutor

"is it harder to toot , or

[size=x-large][/size]to tutor two tooters to toot?

 

[Fred (S. Indiana)]

All through the shift, I slit my sheets, slit on the shear, I slit my sheets, if I may be so bold that I'll declare, I'm the best sheet slitter to shear my ware.........