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From the land of the Bluenose.....and it came to pass that a lone man meandered through thy HRM (Halifax regional Municipality) entering thee domain of the aqua gods on a most humid of day in the year of our Lord 2004.
It was not long before thy humble servant of the swinging coil did, without malice, swing thy most holy coil over a treasure that had long before been smitten by a foul worshipper of "Ra" and lost thy ill begotten gains. This was componded thrice, then thrice again till the horn of plenty did truely over flow with most wonderful abound.
Alais , t'wis a saddened day in paradise as the unwanted guest "Charlie Horse" did arrive and hinder the heroic and herculean efforts of thy servant of the swinging disk. For on the previous evening whilst running to observe a heavenly play at second base on thy most holiest ballfield did the judger of plays pull up lame and did truely forsake the "right" call much to the dismay of thy combatants. Shunned and forsaken , with head hung low and hampered by thy wounded limb the joust did continue while the judger of plays suffered the arrows of ridicule and torn calf muscles.
And in the end of enduring pain thy royal swinger of the coil did recover 3 most silver rings of Saturn, a skull with wings that escaped Hades, a token granting the faithful entry into the Arcadeos Maximus,2 rings belonging to the harpes that forever lurk, ask, and cast stones at thy swinger of the coil, and 97 coins rained down from Mercury that totaled $24.13.
Let it be sad that this scribe hast written the truth, not blasphemy and that without the aid of Andy Eh (and his miricle digital camera and scanner)that one must view this post in the written word of thy Swinger of the Holy Green Coil
It was not long before thy humble servant of the swinging coil did, without malice, swing thy most holy coil over a treasure that had long before been smitten by a foul worshipper of "Ra" and lost thy ill begotten gains. This was componded thrice, then thrice again till the horn of plenty did truely over flow with most wonderful abound.
Alais , t'wis a saddened day in paradise as the unwanted guest "Charlie Horse" did arrive and hinder the heroic and herculean efforts of thy servant of the swinging disk. For on the previous evening whilst running to observe a heavenly play at second base on thy most holiest ballfield did the judger of plays pull up lame and did truely forsake the "right" call much to the dismay of thy combatants. Shunned and forsaken , with head hung low and hampered by thy wounded limb the joust did continue while the judger of plays suffered the arrows of ridicule and torn calf muscles.
And in the end of enduring pain thy royal swinger of the coil did recover 3 most silver rings of Saturn, a skull with wings that escaped Hades, a token granting the faithful entry into the Arcadeos Maximus,2 rings belonging to the harpes that forever lurk, ask, and cast stones at thy swinger of the coil, and 97 coins rained down from Mercury that totaled $24.13.
Let it be sad that this scribe hast written the truth, not blasphemy and that without the aid of Andy Eh (and his miricle digital camera and scanner)that one must view this post in the written word of thy Swinger of the Holy Green Coil
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