Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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[size=large] Cooter is passing by Bubba's hay barn one day when through a gap
in the door he sees Bubba doing a slow and sensual striptease in
front of the old green John Deere tractor. He performs
a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his faded blue
overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders
forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall
down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
stained, 3 button tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the
tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of
hay while clutching a horse halter in his teeth.
Having seen enough Cooter rushes in and says "what the heck are you
doing Bubba."
"Jeez, Cooter, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Bubba, "but me and the Ole lady been
having trouble lately in the bedroom department, so I went and saw that professor fellow that told us about them weed eaters...
He suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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in the door he sees Bubba doing a slow and sensual striptease in
front of the old green John Deere tractor. He performs
a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his faded blue
overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders
forward and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls fall
down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his
stained, 3 button tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he tears the
tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of
hay while clutching a horse halter in his teeth.
Having seen enough Cooter rushes in and says "what the heck are you
doing Bubba."
"Jeez, Cooter, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Bubba, "but me and the Ole lady been
having trouble lately in the bedroom department, so I went and saw that professor fellow that told us about them weed eaters...
He suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
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