norman maassey
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There's
an old sea story about a ship's Captain who
inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the
first mate that his men smelled
bad.
The
Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the
sailors
would change underwear
occasionally.
The
first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to
it
immediately!"
The
first mate went straight to the sailors berth
deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys
smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He
continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown,
you change with
Schultz."
THE
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone
may come along and promise
"Change",
but don't count
on things smelling any
better
an old sea story about a ship's Captain who
inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the
first mate that his men smelled
bad.
The
Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the
sailors
would change underwear
occasionally.
The
first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to
it
immediately!"
The
first mate went straight to the sailors berth
deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys
smell bad and wants you to change your
underwear."
He
continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones,
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown,
you change with
Schultz."
THE
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone
may come along and promise
"Change",
but don't count
on things smelling any
better