steve in so la
Well-known member
A Little Christian Humor
> > This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!
> > Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
> > Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'
> > So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
> > They moused.
> > They faxed.
> > They e-mailed.
> > They e-mailed with attachments.
> > They downloaded..
> > They did spreadsheets!
> > They wrote reports.
> > They created labels and cards..
> > They created charts and graphs..
> > They did some genealogy reports .
> > They did every job known to man.
> > Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
> > Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..
> > Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
> > Jesus just sighed..
> > Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
> > 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
> > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
> > Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
> > God just shrugged and said,
> > JESUS SAVES....
> > This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!
> > Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
> > Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'
> > So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
> > They moused.
> > They faxed.
> > They e-mailed.
> > They e-mailed with attachments.
> > They downloaded..
> > They did spreadsheets!
> > They wrote reports.
> > They created labels and cards..
> > They created charts and graphs..
> > They did some genealogy reports .
> > They did every job known to man.
> > Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
> > Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..
> > Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
> > Jesus just sighed..
> > Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
> > 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'
> > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
> > Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
> > God just shrugged and said,
> > JESUS SAVES....
Ma Betty