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College Grads ......

Ed SW Fla

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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed. None of them can remember what they did the night before.


The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
If she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."


They throw the switch and nothing happens. The Mexican jailers all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.


The second one is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power
of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."


They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.


The last gal is strapped in and says,

"Well, I just graduated from Auburn with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
 
.... the game to wager that amount of money. A $1 Gator win will be just as satisfying as a $10 Gator win. .... Heck, $10 is a lot of dog food. Ask Michael Vick!
 
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