Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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[size=large] Bubba's third grade teacher asked him what his favorite animal was, and he said, "Fried chicken."
She told him that wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
Bubba said his parents told him to always tell the truth, he did, fried chicken was his favorite animal.
Bubba told his dad what happened, and he said Bubba's teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
Bubba said he does too. Especially chicken. Anyway, Bubba's teacher sent him to the principal's office. Bubba told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told Bubba not to do it again.
The next day in class the teacher asked Bubba what my favorite LIVE animal was.
Bubba told her it was chicken. She asked him why, so he told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent Bubba back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told him not to do it again.
Bubba said he didn't understand, his parents taught him to be honest, but his teacher didn't like it when he was.
The next day, Bubba's teacher asked him to tell her what famous person he admired most.
He told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where Bubba went then?
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She told him that wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
Bubba said his parents told him to always tell the truth, he did, fried chicken was his favorite animal.
Bubba told his dad what happened, and he said Bubba's teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.
Bubba said he does too. Especially chicken. Anyway, Bubba's teacher sent him to the principal's office. Bubba told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told Bubba not to do it again.
The next day in class the teacher asked Bubba what my favorite LIVE animal was.
Bubba told her it was chicken. She asked him why, so he told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent Bubba back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told him not to do it again.
Bubba said he didn't understand, his parents taught him to be honest, but his teacher didn't like it when he was.
The next day, Bubba's teacher asked him to tell her what famous person he admired most.
He told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where Bubba went then?
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