Here's a funny one :lol:

[Craig in Alabama]

The Alabama Trooper
walked up and tapped on the window, of the car he had just stopped,

with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and 'WHACK!,' the Trooper smacked

him in the head with his nightstick.

'What the heck was that for?' the driver asked. 'You're in Alabama, boy,'
the trooper answered. 'When we pull you over in Alabama, you better have
your license ready by the time we get to your car. 'I'm sorry, officer!'
the driver said, 'I'm from New York and don't know your laws here.

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy
his license back. The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and
taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and 'WHACK!,' the trooper smacks him on
the head with the nightstick.

'What'd you do that for?' the passenger demands.. 'Just making your wish
come true,' replied the trooper..

'Making WHAT wish come true?' the passenger asked.

'Because, I know you New York boy's,' the trooper says... 'Two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that jerk would've
tried that crap with me!''

 

[Elson(La)]

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[Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska]

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[Fred (S. Indiana)]

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[Ed SW Fla]

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[charlie (ky)]

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