Hi Folks; A Real Cut Up Story. !!!!!

[BARKER]

Gather around my friends and thou shalt heart a little story from Ron Buckley here. When at this mornings breakfast chores my brilliance did appear to be lacking and in arrears. When a banana, with a knife I tried to peel gave me something new to feel.!!! For with a quick OUCH I did realize my finger I doth peeled. In a sudden release of glorious stupidity the nature of my situation did dawn on me. When a wonderous sight did appear a bright red gush began to spray everywhere. Now that it is I must say, with a banana knife do not play. I grabbed a towel and covered the cut, looked in the mirror and saw a big nut. !!!! Now I must say with a bleeding cut you must be quick, for on it if you are not, that blasted bandaid will not stick. !!!!! So after three or four, I got one on but man I was sore. So now take it from me, next time you pick up a banana knife my warnings please doth heed. !!!!!!!!!!!


Enjoy
PEACE:RONB

 

[steve in so la]

thou needs lessons in cutlery ! Steve in so az

 

[Anonymous]

By the way...What is a Banana Knife and don't say it is used to peel bananas...because I never heard of one???? Funny story but sad one too! May God Bless! Ma Betty

 

[BARKER]

By the way, She tried.!!!!!!!! PEACE:RONB

 

[BARKER]

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