How do we get to Heaven

[Mike Chgo area]

I was testing the children


In my Sunday school class


To see if they understood the concept
Of getting to heaven.


I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car,


Had a big garage sale


And gave all my money

To the church,

Would that get me into Heaven?'



'NO!' the children answered.


'If I cleaned the church every day,


Mowed the yard,

And kept everything neat and tidy,
Would that get me into Heaven?'



Again, the answer was, 'NO!'


By now I was starting to smile.


Hey, this was fun!


'Well, then, if I was kind to animals


And gave candy


To all the children,



And loved my husband,


Would that get me into Heaven?'


I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, 'NO!'


I was just bursting with pride for them..
'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A five-year-old boy shouted out,


'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.'



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[DK]

That is good.

 

[Mike from MI "Iron Brigade"]

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[steve in so la]

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[SeniorSeeker]

Not exactly the answer you were looking for but true none the less; at least in part.

 

[Anonymous]

still living when Jesus comes to catch us up into the air and take us Home with Him, so as far as this little boy knew he was speaking the truth! May God Bless! Amen! Ma Betty

 

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[4EverHis102399]

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