I am so proud of myself. I got a telemarketer to hangup on me as he apologised.:rofl:

[cyberdan (SoCA)]

Last night after dinner the phone rang. I answered and the line was dead. I immediately knew it was a telemarketer and in 2-3 seconds a computer will connect me with a "salesman" Even though there is the anti-telemarketer law they all have an excuse why it doesn't apply to them.

Out of the blue I decided to give him a hard time so I answered

ME: moshi, moshi (hello)
TM: Hi I am blank from blank (can't remember)
ME: Tomochan, ee laa shy moska (can I talk to Tomo, my wife?)
TM: Hello???
ME: wataa she waa, Marichan o tosan. Baka-sha (I am my daughters father. stupid person)
TM: I don't understand you!
ME: Duu you speek Jaaponeeese? (in my best accent)
TM: No, very sorry good bye.

I don't know Japanese so I made up sentences out of words I do know.

 

[Magyar]

I even interjected the word "kielbasi" !

 

[charlie (ky)]

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[Craig in Alabama]

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