...found this!
My ego is fragile enough as it is, and now my favorite past time mocks me! Imagine looking into a nice deep plug, seeing a glint of what looks like gold, brushing off the dirt and finding this!!!
I'm afraid I'm stuck with it, too. Can't you just see the ad in the lost and found? " Found: I.D. bracelet enscribed "DORK"....call xxx-xxxx to claim and arrange pick up."
I mean...who would answer an ad like that; admitting that they at one time wore a bracelet stamped "DORK"?
I'd re-bury it, but then maybe I'd ruin the day of some other treasure hunter whose ego was even more fragile than mine.

Knipper
My ego is fragile enough as it is, and now my favorite past time mocks me! Imagine looking into a nice deep plug, seeing a glint of what looks like gold, brushing off the dirt and finding this!!!
I'm afraid I'm stuck with it, too. Can't you just see the ad in the lost and found? " Found: I.D. bracelet enscribed "DORK"....call xxx-xxxx to claim and arrange pick up."
I mean...who would answer an ad like that; admitting that they at one time wore a bracelet stamped "DORK"?
I'd re-bury it, but then maybe I'd ruin the day of some other treasure hunter whose ego was even more fragile than mine.
Knipper