Last Sunday;we had Church Council meeting after church,of which Im a part of.During council session;the topic came up of another Chili Cook-Off put on by Church Council;with proceeds going to our local food pantry this year....Now,all of us as church council members are VERY close-as Christian family members should be.So;one of the women council members Im particularly close to asked me if I was going to get in on the chili cook-Off this year-I said "OF COURSE!!!(I won last year)-AND;Im gonna win again!!"she looked at me and smiled,and said"WELL;I just happen to have a new SECRET chili recipe-AND IM GONNA WHOOP YER A%& WITH IT!!"-This coming from a woman Ive NEVER heard raise her voice.....
..when I recovered from my COMPLETE surprise as to hearing this from her,I did what any gentleman would do-I told her"WELL- WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT-BRING IT ON,MISSY!!"Actually,her name is Barb,but I thought Missy was fitting......
..when I recovered from my COMPLETE surprise as to hearing this from her,I did what any gentleman would do-I told her"WELL- WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT-BRING IT ON,MISSY!!"Actually,her name is Barb,but I thought Missy was fitting......
I sure am glad I don't have to be a taster, as I would have Heart-Burn out of this world! Where's the Cherry-flavored Pepto Bismol! 
Maybe you should have some handy for those who eat the Chili, whoever's it is! 
God Bless! Betty