Bleached blonde bimbo leaves her phone in the shopping cart, or was it at the checkout stand. No wait, maybe it was by the hard rock CD's. Anyway, bleached blonde bimbo can't find her cell phone when she gets in the car, so she runs over to the guy pushing 87 shopping carts, wanting to know where her *BEEP* cell phone is. Moron pushing shopping carts doesn't know, haven't seen your cell phone. Bimbo bleached blonde gets really upset, starts calling moron really bad names * BEEP BEEP BEEP*. Moron shrugs her off, and continues to push his carts. Bimbo smacks him in the back of the head, they get into a slap fight. Bimbo blonde pulls out "weapon". Forgot to mention in the paper what the weapon was, was it a can of mace? A knife? A gun? Chainsaw? Steel knuckles? or a really scary set of fingernail clippers that the airlines are so paranoid of? Anyway, Bimbo threatens moron with "weapon". Moron feels life is threatened, and slashes her throat with box cutter he uses to open up new shopping carts. Moron goes to jail for 20 years, Bimbo gets a new cell phone, a cool scar and 2.7 million from Wal Mart.
