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All in all, hernia surgery was not not too bad.
They wanted to prescribe narcotics, I told the surgeon - ""No dam drugs !"
"You're going to be in a lot of pain!"
"It's Lent, I'll offer my pain up as penance for my sins ! Besides, if it gets too painful I'll look at my nuggets!"
"Why would you want look at your testicles ?"
"Not my testicles, my gold nuggets, I prospect for gold as a hobby! There's no better drug than remembering how and where I found each of those nuggets !"
"Doctor Lousignont, just call me if you change your mind!"
"Doctor Goldstein, I'll bet you a steak dinner you don't hear from me !"
Yummy I can taste that sirloin already !
Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes, and stories of swollen black nuts and worse, these horror stories came from my so called friends on the Prospecting Forum !
I told my wife the surgeon said it would heal faster if she kissed it.
She just rolled her eyes and said, "Looks like it's going to be a really long recovery!"
Of course I couldn't let my surgeon start to operate without giving him a YUK! So I wrote on my stomach, Good Morning Doctor, with an arrow pointing to the area he was supposed to operate on. And another sign "LEAVE ALONE" with an arrow pointing to Mr. Happy !
<img src="http://kamakazi.com/findmall/hern.jpg" alt="" />
Now for all of you guys who tried to gross me out with your stories of black testicles the size of bowling balls. I airbrushed in a belly button piercing for pay back ! NO it's not real ! <img src="/metal/html/shocked.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":shock">
Thanks guys, I think !
I'll be off work for awhile, so please order lots of detecting stuff because I have a really high insurance deductible. Also, we have only 7 Platypus coils left before this first shipment is SOLD OUT ! Please, when you call in and talk to the new girls, Maylean and Neta (I call her Scooter) please try to be as helpful with them as possible, they are new, and they are trying very hard to learn quickly, but they don't know all about this metal detecting stuff as of yet.
Thanks for all of your supportive emails, and your prayers!
DOC
All in all, hernia surgery was not not too bad.
They wanted to prescribe narcotics, I told the surgeon - ""No dam drugs !"
"You're going to be in a lot of pain!"
"It's Lent, I'll offer my pain up as penance for my sins ! Besides, if it gets too painful I'll look at my nuggets!"
"Why would you want look at your testicles ?"
"Not my testicles, my gold nuggets, I prospect for gold as a hobby! There's no better drug than remembering how and where I found each of those nuggets !"
"Doctor Lousignont, just call me if you change your mind!"
"Doctor Goldstein, I'll bet you a steak dinner you don't hear from me !"
Yummy I can taste that sirloin already !
Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes, and stories of swollen black nuts and worse, these horror stories came from my so called friends on the Prospecting Forum !
I told my wife the surgeon said it would heal faster if she kissed it.
She just rolled her eyes and said, "Looks like it's going to be a really long recovery!"
Of course I couldn't let my surgeon start to operate without giving him a YUK! So I wrote on my stomach, Good Morning Doctor, with an arrow pointing to the area he was supposed to operate on. And another sign "LEAVE ALONE" with an arrow pointing to Mr. Happy !
<img src="http://kamakazi.com/findmall/hern.jpg" alt="" />
Now for all of you guys who tried to gross me out with your stories of black testicles the size of bowling balls. I airbrushed in a belly button piercing for pay back ! NO it's not real ! <img src="/metal/html/shocked.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":shock">
Thanks guys, I think !
I'll be off work for awhile, so please order lots of detecting stuff because I have a really high insurance deductible. Also, we have only 7 Platypus coils left before this first shipment is SOLD OUT ! Please, when you call in and talk to the new girls, Maylean and Neta (I call her Scooter) please try to be as helpful with them as possible, they are new, and they are trying very hard to learn quickly, but they don't know all about this metal detecting stuff as of yet.
Thanks for all of your supportive emails, and your prayers!
DOC
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