jimmyjiver
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Hi,, Yesterday I grabbed my Magic Wand and took a long trip ....I knew right from the get go if I wanted to drink the sweet nectar of victory I had to make this long journey....As I was traveling alone this predominate haze came over my mind and I started dreaming of Roundness,Civ,
Cologne not to mention Tokes...I became obsessed with the thought of knowing that just under my feet is a thousand ways to cash in....After about a half hour into the trip I found myself savoring the moment just humming a tune and sipping on a can of Stupidity.... We all know that hitting the jackpot is the American Dream and if it's in the ground it's coming out Baby....I was heading to a secret spot where I knew some serious cash was hiding....With all my years of experience I knew that it's not the size of the wand,it's how you wave it that counts.... After about another half hour and a few pit stops I finally landed at my everlasting juice box....I got out of my beat up rickety old Volvo and without warning the stupid door fell off!! Well after duct taping the door back on I was now ready to get ready....Yes I was finally here,it was just one of those days where your just happy to be alive,even though you know in your own heart you are just an idiotic moron....I proceeded to strap on my kitchen apron and pull my Wally World 500 out of it's dusty secluded spot....I then pulled my Ginsu 808 out from under the dusty dirty spare tire....Was this a dream could I really be here and ready to hunt?? Just standing there looking like a Dork, I finished off the last can of Stupidity and burped a few times....(note to self....next time get a case of Stupidity instead of the usual 12 pack)....I was finally ready to do some major damage to this everlasting juice box.... I turned on my WW-500 and started swinging my wand like a mad man on crack....I only took two or three steps and it became a feeding frenzy....My first target was a tube of Decay Away Toothpaste with a street value of $19.95 boy I was really having fun now....My next target took my drunken breath away not to mention three of my fingers!! (oh well I got a few more left)....It was a BOMB yes I said a BOMB!!!! I cleaned the debris field up and proceeded back to my Volvo to get a couple two or three Band-Aids for my finger stumps...I was now ready to hunt some more and try to find one of those elusive .30 caliber rifle casings with a street value of $82.03....However my next target about 13 inches down turned out to be a Wheat Penny....With the skill of a Surgeon I cleaned the dirt away,Wowzer now this was not just any penny it was a Key Date Coin...My heart was pumping Buttermilk now,, it turned out to be a Wheat Penny dated 1957 O (sorry that was dirt I meant 1957 b)....Now this is no joke these Key Date Coins have a very impressive street value of $172.22.. WOW oh WOW,Goodie Goodie, what a day I'm having so far,but I still have not found one of those elusive .30 caliber rifle casings yet....I then started working under a big oak tree Holy Cow,Wowzer's what I found next was unbelievable,unimaginable,astonishing not to mention unheard of!!!! This gem has not seen the light of day in probably 150 years it was a......To be continued????....Thanks for reading this & LoL..
..JJ
Cologne not to mention Tokes...I became obsessed with the thought of knowing that just under my feet is a thousand ways to cash in....After about a half hour into the trip I found myself savoring the moment just humming a tune and sipping on a can of Stupidity.... We all know that hitting the jackpot is the American Dream and if it's in the ground it's coming out Baby....I was heading to a secret spot where I knew some serious cash was hiding....With all my years of experience I knew that it's not the size of the wand,it's how you wave it that counts.... After about another half hour and a few pit stops I finally landed at my everlasting juice box....I got out of my beat up rickety old Volvo and without warning the stupid door fell off!! Well after duct taping the door back on I was now ready to get ready....Yes I was finally here,it was just one of those days where your just happy to be alive,even though you know in your own heart you are just an idiotic moron....I proceeded to strap on my kitchen apron and pull my Wally World 500 out of it's dusty secluded spot....I then pulled my Ginsu 808 out from under the dusty dirty spare tire....Was this a dream could I really be here and ready to hunt?? Just standing there looking like a Dork, I finished off the last can of Stupidity and burped a few times....(note to self....next time get a case of Stupidity instead of the usual 12 pack)....I was finally ready to do some major damage to this everlasting juice box.... I turned on my WW-500 and started swinging my wand like a mad man on crack....I only took two or three steps and it became a feeding frenzy....My first target was a tube of Decay Away Toothpaste with a street value of $19.95 boy I was really having fun now....My next target took my drunken breath away not to mention three of my fingers!! (oh well I got a few more left)....It was a BOMB yes I said a BOMB!!!! I cleaned the debris field up and proceeded back to my Volvo to get a couple two or three Band-Aids for my finger stumps...I was now ready to hunt some more and try to find one of those elusive .30 caliber rifle casings with a street value of $82.03....However my next target about 13 inches down turned out to be a Wheat Penny....With the skill of a Surgeon I cleaned the dirt away,Wowzer now this was not just any penny it was a Key Date Coin...My heart was pumping Buttermilk now,, it turned out to be a Wheat Penny dated 1957 O (sorry that was dirt I meant 1957 b)....Now this is no joke these Key Date Coins have a very impressive street value of $172.22.. WOW oh WOW,Goodie Goodie, what a day I'm having so far,but I still have not found one of those elusive .30 caliber rifle casings yet....I then started working under a big oak tree Holy Cow,Wowzer's what I found next was unbelievable,unimaginable,astonishing not to mention unheard of!!!! This gem has not seen the light of day in probably 150 years it was a......To be continued????....Thanks for reading this & LoL..
..JJ
