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Joke of the day

steve in so la

Well-known member
"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things.
I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well ... you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ...you know, woman to woman.
 
Funny, but glad it is not true, for we have a Heavenly Father and not Mother! But kinda fits men! :lol: :) May God Bless! Amen! :angel: Betty
 
some believe that is true. :lmfao:
 
Kinda fits men????????????? How bout it DEFINITELY fits men!!!!! But I'm sure we could add a few more adjectives and descriptions to that man! :rofl:

Lisa
 
Made up probably by a woman who believes God is a woman....there are Bibles out there that says HE is a SHE, but actually God is our Heavenly Father, with both traits, as He made us male and female in His image! The love and softness of a mother and the love and firmness of a father! :shrug: :) May God Bless! Amen! :angel: Ma Betty
 
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